To Divorce Or Not

[Rondy]

A woman went to a solicitor to discuss divorcing her husband.
"Don't you get on any more?"
"Oh, I still love him," she replied, "but all he ever wants is make love, I can't take it anymore."
"Instead of divorcing him, why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?" the solicitor suggested.
The wife decided to give the plan a try.
As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband made a move on her.
"Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be £10 in the kitchen, £20 in the living room and £50 in the bedroom."
"Well, then," he said. "Here's £50."
The wife began walking to the bedroom.
"Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "Let's make it five times in the kitchen!"

[burlyshirley]

LOL

[mallyh]

well at least she could wash up at the same time

[zebo]

Attach a mop to her back and that's the floor sorted.