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The Seminar
I went to an 'Inter-Religion Integration Seminar' on Sunday:
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!"
I was less amused, then I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said: "By the power of Allah, you will walk today!"
I snapped at him: "There is nothing wrong with me."
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been bloody stolen....
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!"
I was less amused, then I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said: "By the power of Allah, you will walk today!"
I snapped at him: "There is nothing wrong with me."
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been bloody stolen....
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