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Dead Cat
Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I *** in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I *** in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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