Caring For Baby

[Rondy]

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.

One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor.

I rushed to her side and asked what she hurt.

She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, "I've hurt the piggy that ate roast beef."

[maggiebee]

Hahaha

[ladybirder]

Where do you get them all from Rondy?

[Rondy]

I have a collection

[zebo]

Baby brain does that to you! I once spent the first month after my daughter's birth always pushing the pram 'correctly' along one way roads, as though I was in the car!

[Mamyalynne]

Like handing the bottle in a little plastic envelope to the Receptionist and announcing 'Here's my wee wee you requested' - thankfully we all burst into giggles at the same time.