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[gulliver1]

Boris has made Jacob Rees Mogg ..Minister for Brexit ....opportunities
.Does that mean the UK is going to go begging to the E/U to rejoin.at the first opportunity.

[Hymie]

Mogg has already been telling porkies about the benefits of Brexit; expect more of the same - probably why he got the gig.

[gulliver1]

Hymie @ 20 13....... What are the benefits of Brexit ?
Apart from the £350 million extra that the UK give the NHS every week
And to think people really believed that lie .

[Hymie]

As I’ve already posted on this site (and repeated by Boris); the main Brexit benefits are blue passports and the Crown Mark on pint glasses. Since the Brexit benefits are a bit thin on the ground, I’ll add the Crown Mark on ½ pint glasses – so Boris can add it to his list.

[Roobaba]

Hymie @20:13 worth repeating..
'Mogg has already been telling porkies about the benefits of Brexit; expect more of the same - probably why he got the gig.'

'Porky Chops' Rees-Mogg loves to eat creme eggs 'on the job'
"Honourable Member for the 18th century"
Does a jiggy gig..

Que da muzik!..

She came from Greece
She had a thirst for knowledge
I explained 'I went to Eton College'
That's when she...
... laughed at me.
I told her that my dad was loaded
And how I'll profit if the pound imploded
And then she cried
Because her visa had expired
I want to leave the Common Market
I want to leave the Customs Union, too
Want to leave the Common Market
Want to keep out...
But I didn't understand
Why she refused to shake my hand
We let the people have their say
Then we convinced them not to stay
Sold them falsehoods on a bus
Deflect all the blame from us
Still, May will never get it right
A no-deal Brexit is in sight
Causing Irish talks to stall
If the backstop fails we can build a wall
Wanna leave the Common Market
Wanna watch it all slide out of view
And leave the whole economy screwed
'Cos I've got nothing else to do.'
Alright!

HaHaHa BUT.. it's TRUE!!
I WANNA leave the Common Market..
I WANNA leave the Customs Union too..
Now I have that dream job..
I'm gonna tell them..
Talk'in to the EU..
I WANNA leave the Common Market..
I WANNA leave the Customs Union too..
IT'S SO MUCH FUN.. SCREWING YOU.. ALL!
Alright!!!

[gulliver1]

There are more downsides since Brexit in the UK.
But the Brigade of Brexiteers are trying to sweep them under the carpet.

[gulliver1]

Roobaba @ 21.27,... Brilliant..

[Roobaba]

*Offensive 'Foreign people' remark omitted

[Roobaba]

Thanks gully appreciate the compliment :O)

As they say in France.. Bon exquisite!

[DTCwordfan]

so all the MPs have gone home - time for my Pre-Raphaelite comparison

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F3a1553d8-da4b-11e9-a836-b8a7068a08fb.jpg?crop=2670%2C1502%2C71%2C896&resize=1200

up against

https://media.wsimag.com/attachments/472c230ba69c7c81d10b7ecb21bc3e26a60a4cb9/store/fill/1470/827/bf1d379264813b06ac05875267768ade69ded795c43ecd1be643d76b7c97/John-Everett-Millais-Ophelia-1851-Oil-on-canvas-76-x-112-cm-Tate-Collection-London.jpg

or even this - if he was naked.... https://p1.liveauctioneers.com/255/15841/5210425_1_x.jpg?quality=80&version=1209683422

[Roobaba]

Roobaba's Ode to EU Joy!

Verse 2

BUT it's TRUE..
What are we to do?..
So here I say to you..
Rejoin, Rejoin the EU..
AND ALL OUR TROUBLES..
WILL GO TOO..
Ces't Vous EU..
WE LOVE YOU!!! :O)

[Gromit]

Levelling up - yet more old Etonians into the Cabinet.

[Canary42]

/// What makes you think the EU is doing any better than us? ///

This perhaps ---> https://ibb.co/TH0s6st

[gulliver1]

......Boris the Bodger........Love it.