I Walked In The Kitchen..

Patsy33 | 15:56 Sat 12th Feb 2022 | Jokes

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I Walked into the kitchen this morning and the wife was at the cooker making breakfast. She turned round and said "Make love to me here and now!" Never one to turn a good offer down, I gave it my best shot.
Afterwards she returned to the cooker.
With a smug smile on my face I asked "What all that was about?"
She replied "The egg timer is broken"!

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piggynose

Was it 'Hard' boiled?

Mamyalynne

Runny yolk eh?

Patsy33

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^^^^^
Lol!

Peter Pedant

// I Walked into the kitchen this morning and the wife was at the cooker making breakfast.//
is time for a re-run of
and ma wee wifie said - - och husband I have a burrrrrrrning pain in ma chest

well get your tots outta the parridge!

I will get my coat

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