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Meals On A Buget

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Chipchopper | 08:36 Wed 16th Mar 2022 | Jokes
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I was a little short of cash this week, so I decided to go along to my local butcher to see what cheap cuts of meat might be available.
"Do you have a sheeps head", I enquired ?
He said "No, "It's just the way I comb my hair"
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elliemay1
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Maybe he should go to the baa baas
11:06 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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That's offal
08:37 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Thats good, Baaa none.
08:40 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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I think he was just trying to pull the wool over my eyes
08:44 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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That's shear comedy..
11:01 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Maybe he should go to the baa baas
11:06 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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you could get in trouble asking him if he's got a pork hock . . .
11:06 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Did he have any pig's trotters?
11:28 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Ewe should ram this joke,,,,,
11:34 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Could you leave the eyes in the head...it'll see us through the week.
11:37 Wed 16th Mar 2022

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