Married Ten Years

[Rondy]

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a
special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years'


The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wigan."

[andy-hughes]

Excellent!!