Men!!!

[Rondy]

My wife was reading a magazine she said to me "It says here that 50% of men sing in the shower and the other 50% masturbate and do you know what song they sing?"
"No I don't." I said
"I didn't think you would you ***." she replied.

[brian j john]

I don't get it

[-SharonA-]

Me neither.

[Atheist]

He's one of the 50% who doesn't sing!

[zebo]

Mathematically the two activities are not exclusive, it's possible to sing and pleasure oneself at the same time. I'm now thinking of suitable songs to be singing!

[wolf63]

zebo - men aren't always very good at multitasking. ☺☺

[Canary42]

/// men aren't always very good at multitasking. ///

Nor are women when it comes to having sex and a headache.

[Atheist]

If women are so good at multitasking, why do they never agree when I ask for a threesome?