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Chicken?
A farmer stopped at the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the DIY shop and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. Then he stopped at the pet shop and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. He struggled outside then realised he didn't have his truck so he now had a problem - how to carry his
purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She said "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer answered, "as a matter of fact my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the tin of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley and we'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.... How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and have your way with me?"
The farmer said "Holy smokes lady, I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied "Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
On the way home he stopped at the DIY shop and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. Then he stopped at the pet shop and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. He struggled outside then realised he didn't have his truck so he now had a problem - how to carry his
purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She said "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer answered, "as a matter of fact my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the tin of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley and we'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.... How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and have your way with me?"
The farmer said "Holy smokes lady, I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied "Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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