Birthday Treat

[Rondy]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday." I'd love to be
eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local
theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.

What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!"

[emmie]

very good....

[zebo]

How ungrateful!

[Ken4155]

Asked my ex what she'd like for her birthday and she replied, "Nothing would give me more pleasure than a sparkling necklace." So i gave her nothing.