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Hopkirk | 05:49 Tue 19th Jul 2022 | Jokes
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A locksmith had to go to court today to give evidence.
Apparently he is a key witness.
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Did he study at Yale?
09:47 Tue 19th Jul 2022
Let's hope it's an open & shut case..
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I hope the defendant doesn't make a bolt.
I once had a dog that was a locksmith, if he didn't make a spring for your neck he'd a bolt for your door.
Sounds like the case hinges on his evidence, chubb.
Locker room lawyer, maybe
I believe he'll handle it well enough. His testimony will have the accused over a barrel and he'll be locked away for some time.
Did he study at Yale?

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