Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.


Then they call me ugly and poor.

[Chipchopper]

I think you have a sweet face,................ Like a chewed up toffee

[Patsy33]

They could have said pretty first...

[Spicerack]

At least they talk to you. sob

[mallyh]

what do they call you ....pugly

[mallyh]

i have the same problem ,when they want a group photograph they always ask me to take the photo x

[davebro]

like a bulldog chewing a wasp