News Bullitin

[Chipchopper]

There was an explosion in a cheese factory in France.
Da brie was spread over a wide area

[emmie]

gruyere to that joke, you are crackers..

[1ozzy]

This goes whey over my head,,

[Spicerack]

Right. If no-one else is going to say it.
They should have handled it more Caerphilly.

[Chipchopper]

Gruyere way with ya

[Chipchopper]

Gruyere way with ya

[Hopkirk]

That's a gouda one.

[DTCwordfan]

better with the proper French - meaning some Brie...'De brie'

[Spicerack]

Wee, I wondered if it was Russian cheese.

[Patsy33]

I caught this story on tv.
It was on the Brie Brie C news..

[albaqwerty]

I camembert this!

[Ken4155]

And the locals had to brin camembere it. All apart from the two Tommes (Cromwell and Leicester) who were collecting cheese in abondance and shouting, "Whey!"

[maggiebee]

Brie Encounter

The skies are gruyere since she left me
I've never felt so danish blue
Caught between a roquefort and a hard cheese
I stilton't know what to do

Don't give edam about the future
Now my babybel's walked out the door
Can't believe I've double gloucester
I camembert it any more

I've ricotta get myself together
And build my life back caerphilly
Cheddar tear for the final time
Say goodbye to us and halloumi