Man Utd

[Rondy]

One evening Erik Ten Hag's phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him Old Trafford is on fire.
"The Cups" shouts Hag. "Save the cups"
"Don't worry sir" says the fireman " The flames haven't got to the canteen yet"

[10ClarionSt]

The old ones are the best. Like the old one that thieves had broken into the trophy room at City and stole a roll of carpet.
Substitute City for most clubs now. There's only 3 trophies in this country anyway.

[fourteen85]

Many years ago there was an ad placed in the Manchester Evening News for a set of clockwork clowns for sale with a phone number, the number was for Manchester City, i recall the news item being on Granada Reports. I think the MEN vet their ads now

[Ken4155]

Popped to the butcher's yesterday and on my way in, i bumped into Eric Ten Haag. "Morning Erik," i said, "What you doing here, then?"
"Just got a pound of tripe for Harry Maguire," he said. "Fair swap." said i.

[10ClarionSt]

Ken, that one was on The Comedians. Shows how old it is but it went like this:
Matt Busby was in the local supermarket when he bumped into Joe Mercer.
Hello Matt, what you doing here?
I'm just getting 5lb of spuds for Willie Morgan.
That's a good swap!

[Ken4155]

Probably before The Comedians, 10C. And, of course, it could be changed to suit any football club in the world. I see what you did there, by the by, Willie Morgan being an ex-Claret and all.