Hate to burst your bubbles girls,but I've never been pimpleteen and no idea who APG is nothing came up on search so you'll have to rethink that one.
Worry not though, you've got all day, unfortunately I've got haggis that need milking and a load of green tomatoes need frying ha ha ha
It makes sense if you’ve been banned and you want to fly under the radar, you go to the opposite side of the spectrum like going from a female lace hanky sweet smelling old Aunty to being a spotty teen ;0)