Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Wife "look, I haven't worn this for ten years and it still fits"
Husband "For heaven's sake, it's a scarf!"

[Chipchopper]

So, the hat said to the scarf "I'll go on a head, you hang around here"

[mallyh]

at least her bum didn't look big in it x

[Bazile]

Necks do get bigger , apparently

[Patsy33]

Did you feel like telling her to wrap up!?..

[maggiebee]

I've got a necklace like that