There's More

[Rondy]

Put the radio on in my car today and sparks came out...
This town ain't big enough for the both of us !!
___

Just spent four hours in A & E.
I fell off the roof at IKEA and got my legs wedged in the sign.
___

I often wonder what happens to rock stars after their music careers end.
Just found out that Elvis Costello got a job at his local McVities factory as a security guard.
He’s watching the Digestives..
___

My boss came to me at lunch: "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"
I shrugged and said: "You always said good employees are hard to find."
___

[Patsy33]

Hahaha!
The Elvis Costello one made me laugh out loud!..