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[Rondy]

Did you know: Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs...
It's because they're Inca hoots!
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Nigel, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Nigel walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Nigel and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Nigel replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc... 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'’’
The doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You’ve got a heart murmur, be careful.'''

[Ken4155]

:-)))) - 2nd one very funny, Rondy.

[Hopkirk]

Both good. Agreed, 2nd one wins.

[piggynose]

You do realise this is the jokes section?

[Patsy33]

Very funny!