At The Fish Mongers

[Chipchopper]

I was in my local fishmongers, buying a few things for tonight's supper, and the f monger said "that'l be 20 pounds Sir". I looked in my wallet, and I only had 15 pounds.
He said "that's ok, pay me next time you're down this way" I went back to the shop later that day, and I said to the guy "here's that 5quid I owe you"

[Tilly2]

???

[Old_Geezer]

Squid

5 quid

[piggynose]

better punchline would have been. That´ll be 20 pounds, oh sorry i´ve only got 14 pounds on me. Anyway i went back to that same shop later and said heres that sick squid i owe you!!

[Barsel]

Tilly, a squid is £1 and he owes £5 and the customer said to the fishmonger, here's the 5quid I owe you. The 5 looking like an S.
It's a visual joke really, not one that could be told.

[Tilly2]

Not one of your best Chip.

[Barsel]

Thanks for BA Chip.

[Hopkirk]

If the squid wasn't well, he would have charged you six quid.

[Hopkirk]

Oops. Sorry Piggy, you got there first.

[maggiebee]

Think you might be floundering a bit Chipchopper. Seems a bit out of plaice for me.

[Chipchopper]

I feel crucifried ;-/

[Tilly2]

You're a good hearted sole.