Learning To Swim

[Rondy]

A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!!
Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"
The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : - "If your mum and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"
A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mum and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"
Husband replied:
"I don't have to get down in the water, my mum knows how to swim, she will save you."
Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us"
Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim .... and my mum will definitely save me first."

[Tilly2]

Good one!