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Confession
An elderly man who lived on the outskirts of the village went
to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
"Father, during World War Two, a beautiful German woman staying locally, knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the authorities . So I hid her in my attic."The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
"There is more to tell, Faither. She started till repay me with sexual
favours. Is happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."
The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank ye, Fatiher. That is a great load off ma mind. I do-have one more question."And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?'
to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
"Father, during World War Two, a beautiful German woman staying locally, knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the authorities . So I hid her in my attic."The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
"There is more to tell, Faither. She started till repay me with sexual
favours. Is happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."
The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank ye, Fatiher. That is a great load off ma mind. I do-have one more question."And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?'
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