A Few More

[Rondy]

If you can't stop yourself making maritime puns all day long, sea kelp.
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I’ve been hanging out at the gym a lot lately.
The staff told me I need to get some bigger shorts.
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Some advice..........

If you are dating a dominatrix - never suggest its time to hit the sack!
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[1ozzy]

The last one made me wince ;-)

[Hopkirk]

I've just crossed my legs

[DTCwordfan]

and don't date a dominatrix at the gym......

[Hopkirk]

She might whip you into shape

[1ozzy]

Don't beat around the bush Hoppy, say what you really think.

[bobbinwales]

ttubbycoats.. just keep off and dont read them your sounding like stalker/bully now

[1ozzy]

Anyone can look at your profile Tubby and see the awesome jokes you've posted.

Sad ***!!