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[Rondy]

My friend was in Canada and was attacked by a huge bear…
I'll spare you the grizzly details!

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Spent all day horse riding…
It was great until I ran out of 50p coins!

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I haven't renewed my membership to the Scrabble Club…
They've started sending me threatening letters!

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I was stopped by one of those researchers who asked me what I knew about dwarfs.
I replied very little.

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"Horsemeat found in beef burgers on sale in UK and Ireland" I think i've eaten some, i've had the trots all day.

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[Patsy33]

Good ones! 😆😅