Need help for a friend.......................

[blu3wave]

A guy I know, suffers from depression. He occaionally drinks and cant find a decent girlfriend :( When he does, he clings to them like no one else will have him, which is probably what drives the women away.
Anyway, I think that's part of the problem, coz he's so clingy he'll pretty much have anybody at this stage.
I dont know how to help him get over his depression, on top of which I think he's suffering from mid-life crisis too! He's a real mess and cries every now and then.
How do I help him? Also, I think he should find a nice girl for himself, he doesnt want to get out of the house, is there any other way for him to socialize and meet women?

[jackthehat]

Just don't take him to the Severn Bridge for a day out..............you don't seem to have had a lot of luck in that part of the world, eh ?

[happyjo]

Like I and plenty others have mentioned... get him to the doctors... and while you are there get yourself an appointment.... and get the doctor to pull your head out of your ass

[blu3wave]

Hmmm,, ok therapist first
a gf later (maybe keep an eye out in the meantime)

Sounds good. Good thing he hasnt read all this or he might get offended that iwas trying to find him a woman without asking him.

[blu3wave]

happyjo, i'm fine and dont need an appt. I'd like to see you tho and put my boot all the way up your ass :)

Anyway, my friend is still a bit weak and may not want to go to the GP, i may have to lie and tell him i'm taking him over to his mum and then drive him over to the GP instead.

[kyra16]

do whatever u need to 2 get him seen
all bulls*** aside lie, tie him up and drag his a** there
look i'm not tryin to be melodramatic but i've seen this 1st hand he needs help

[kyra16]

all bulls*** aside
get him there whatever way works; tie his a** up and drag him there, lie...
i'm not bein melodramatic but..i've dealt w this w one of best friends & when it gets a certain point ( if you really give a damn) do what u need to do
he needs help

[4GS]

Get this person to help your friend
that should finish the blighter off

[bobtheturkey]

is his name steve?

[blu3wave]

No, his name is Donald
Donald Krapp

[dot.hawkes]

so out of the criteria you have listed on the previous page, if I said i was close to matching almost one third of them am i in with a chance?

[dot.hawkes]

oh no hang on, do I have to pretend to be thick too? oh well forget it I am not even in the running then

[blu3wave]

Yes, you will do. For about 4 months (1/3 of a year) then you must be off. I hope you are not a prostitute as I clearly said in my summary, NO prostitutes. Last thing he needs is some dirty old woman taking advantage of him. He's better off with a dog in that sense :(

[blu3wave]

You can always pretend you know, he'd be too depressed to notice.

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[bigmamma]

Dot I don't think anyone could fill those requirements of blu3waves , he is describing a female who does not exist in reality :-)

[happyjo]

Blu3...

You can come and try to place your foot up my ass any time...... would make a change from you having your foot in your mouth... ie Foot and Mouth.. ie bovine!!!!

[4getmenot]

fugly sisters, ha ha I quite like that :-)