Not a joke, but I thought it was funny
Australian National Talk Radio Station: This is suppose to have actually occured, (Said with an Australian accent)
Australian D.J. "G'Day listeners, what we're gunna be talking about today is unusual words. So, if any of you listeners want to ring in with an unusual word please do."
D.J: "Oh here we go, we have a caller on line-one. G'Day caller on line-one. What's your name and where do u come from."
Caller: "My name is Steve and I'm from Sydney."
D.J: "G'Day Steve. What's your unusual word?"
Caller: "GOARN."
D.J: "Can you spell that for us Steve?"
Caller: "Yeah, G-O-A-R-N."
D.J: "OK great, now, can you make a sentence out of that word for me?"
Caller: "Yeah, GOARN F**K OFF!!"
Aussie D.J: "Sorry about that listeners, I do appologise for that rude man. Anyway we have a caller on line-two. Hi caller on line-two. What's your name and where do u come from?"
Caller: "G'Day, my name is Joey and I'm from Brisbane."
D.J: "G'Day Joey from Brisbane, what's your unusual word?"
Caller: "SMEE."
D.J: "OK, can you spell that for us Joey?"
Caller: "Yeah, S-M-E-E."
D.J: "Excellent Joey, now can you make a sentence out of that word?"
Caller: "Yeah, SMEE AGAIN, GOARN F**K OFF."