Have you ever -

[Munkeeluvva]

- had an admirer that was so obsessed by you that they thought about you 24/7 and whenever they used their computer keyboard your name automatically came out without them even thinking about it?

How weird, and ultimately flattering would that be?

[whiffey]

Me too !!!

See you on MSN later, I've got some Terry's All Gold and I will swap you a strawberry cream for a little man lying on his back blowing bubbles.

[captains log]

Is that you on your back then whiffey.
There you go you are all heart, fancy treating Mr jacksons ex monkey to a lovely treat like that.

[whiffey]

Oh captains log, tut tut !

Fancy your supreme barbed intellect rising to a fool like me! I am just donkeys droppings whereas you are shining brain.

no winners
no losers
just rap
just parp
just Andrex

Who is Mr Jackson, is it Gordon please please I have to know!!!

[cazzz1975]

I would never be so lucky!

[banned-dot]

No thank the lord, I think it is difficult to control a poltergeist because you never know where they are, they come in so many guises, better if it is ultimately just narrowed down to one, then it is easier to spot and less likely to splatter it's bile all over the walls,

[Jugglering]

I must agree with Dot there... especially when cats get involved.... (see my previous reply about MSN messenger)