red is back

[captains log]

I have a shower that is awaiting yerr presence
So do ya wanna test the water out

[captains log]

Fowl

[Ice.Maiden]

This sounds rude, and I'm of a delicate nature - but why would anyone want a shower? Only dirty people wash......

[captains log]

Na

[captains log]

And as alice cooper would say onyl women bleed icy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vK7AKqCZ3R0g

Only

[Ice.Maiden]

It's true I'm telling you! I've seen my husband with horse sh@t all over his hands - and he WASHES them, I promise you!

[stewey]

Are you frolicking with the lower ranks, Red. Please report to my bunker and you will be debrieved.......so to speak.

[captains log]

Red you silly ol I am only muking wiv you what is the matter wiv ya just lately I am not taking the pee out ya I am only aving a laff just chill babes.

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol legend - I'll put the order in for that then.

[Ice.Maiden]

???????

[stewey]

I'll have you know, old chappie Legend, that I paid a veritable fortune for my commitance. Went to Sandhust, looked at maps, grew a moustache, bought a swagger-stick, and learned how to say 'hurummmph', Also stayed out of the trenches and ordered the motley crew of 'thumbs up blokes' to charge the vicious Hun!

[captains log]

Ah but stewy did ya learn how to talk the talk and learn how to walk the walk