School Question

[Seafarer1966]

A teacher asks her pupils to compose a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it. Various kids come up with sentences like I went to the zoo and it was fascinating etc. but nobody used a sentence specifically with the word fascinate.

After a while the pikey kid at the back put his hand up. The teacher said, yes Ebenezer and whats your sentence?

Ebenezer put down his Caravan Today magazine and said, my sister has twelve buttons on her blouse but because she has huge jugs she can only fasten eight.

[Pottsy]

Is 'Caravan Today' a real publication?

[ceejay123]

No it,s real title is "Caravan (to,steal) Today