A note to the new Ed

[mrs_overall]

It's normally polite to arrive bearing gifts so can I suggest that you hand out some or all of the following to us loyal (female) AB'ers
Wine
Cheese
Ann Summers gift vouchers
M&S gift vouchers
Designer handbags
Chocolates
Cake
Champagne
Jo Malone perfumes
Gold jewellery

If the male AB'ers feel left out, get them some socks and handkies.

[weeal]

Jelly Tots
Jelly Tots

[Drisgirl]

Erm -wheres the Jelly Tots weeal -hallucinating again lol

[Robinia]

well '85 was a very good year for shortbread B00...should be well softened by now too, it'll save us having to dunk it in our sanatogen

[weeal]

exactly Dris...where are the bloomin Jelly Tots haha

[B00]

pmsl Robinia- hope you're well? Not seen you much lately xxx

PS
I'm warning you all about Mrs O, she knows quite alot about decomposing bodies and the disposal of......so be on ya toes....k?

[China Doll]

Well it wasn't like I was asking Boo... I'll just take them and then you'll be grumpy and I'll be grumpy and that will definitely mean Mr Ed ends up grumpy. Perfectly reasonable as far as I can see.

[~max~]

I will accept a Chloe Paddington handbag, or even a Mulberry Mabel, thank you!

[mrs_overall]

Listen here you greedy lot.....I'm sure the Ed will be generous and have pressies for all.

I notice there is a marked lack of men bagging the socks and handkies. Maybe if the Ed threw in some Old Spice or Brut....?

[Robinia]

life's not a bowl of cherries B00 (I'd never cope with the stones anyway, lol) but it's lovely to see some blue sky & sunshine!
Hope you & yours are well x

[Lakitu]

Can you add shoes to that list, please? I'll have a pair of winter boots :D

[swedeheart]

You do ship internationally, Ed...?

[B00]

Swedeheart= DaSwede??

[shaneystar2]

Throw any designer handbags in my direction please .never been known to refuse a free handbag ..... ducks as Robinia throws an out of date tin of shortbread at me

[jno]

dat's her alright, B00.

Well, it's obvious how to halve the number of ABers, just throw a vanload of Anne Summers vouchers over a cliff and the females will all jump off after them. The earth will move when they all hit bottom, I suspect.

Shortbread a bit rich for me, cream crackers will do thank you, only fairly soft because of the teeth.

[Panic Button]

All I want is to sit at the back of the Ann Summers party