a duck walks into a bar and says

[crisgal]

"have you got any bread?"

"No" says the barman "we don't sell bread"

The duck says "Have you got any bread?"

"I just told you, we don't sell it in here" the barman replied.

"Have you got any bread?" the duck said

"No!" said the barman, getting angry.

Duck: "Have you got any bread?"

Barman: "No!"

Duck: "Have you got any bread?"

Barman: "For god's sake! NO!"

Duck: "Have you got any bread?"

Barman: "If you don't stop saying that I'll nail your bl00dy
feet to the bar!"

Duck: "Have you got any nails?"

Barman: "No"

Duck: "Have you got any bread?"

[keithlbw]

This would be the duck that came off Noahs Ark with the joke.

[crisgal]

beg yer pardon - i'm 43 and have never heard the joke before.

[Jugglering]

I'm 53 and hadn't heard that one either... thought it was quite funny, so thanks Crisgal !

[bensmum]

I have heard it before but I think it's really funny so thank you for posting it

[cazzrob]

iv heard it dozens of times, and it still crax me up!!!

[joggerjayne]

Love it !!

x

[Francis Asis]

I don't get it

[crisgal]

are you joking?

[ll_billym]

I've hard that joke plenty of times but it's still funny hehehe.

[Wop/tpo]

New to me, and I am 80. Good for a laugh.