What's your most embarrasing moment

[MissyA369]

I'm feeling depressed at the mo, please cheer me up.

[babyshambles]

Oh come on

[zaskar]

I'd been with my current gf for only a week when she dragged me over to her mum's who needed help moving a fridge from her 1st floor flat. I'd been mooching round the house in baggy shorts (commando stylee) and an old t shirt so went to change into something more respectable... 'don't worry about that...lets go' said the gf. This was to be the first time her mum and I had met and wanting to create a good impression I 'manfully' offered to move the fridge myself, if her mum would follow me out with the veg trays and shelves. All was going fine, until we reached the stairs... I was struggling but kept my cool...until I caught my foot on the trailing fridge plug/cable... and went arse over tit, landing sprawled on the landing floor... not knowing that my loose fitting shorts had pulled aside, revealing my 'meat and two veg' in all its glory! The gf's mum came rushing down the stairs to see if I was ok, and kneeling next to me was faced with mr. john thomas waving a friendly 'hi'... It was 3 months before I could face her again...

[SteveDerby]

When I was about 8 or 9, I was playing in a football match at a local park with a very large brook running through it. Anyway partway through, I was running down the wing with the ball to try and get the ball up to our striker, when suddenly this absolutely MASSIVE alsatian comes running on to the pitch, and starts chasing after me. As I was running anyway, I thought "he's after the ball" and passed the ball. But the dog kept going, at which point, I found a speed I didn't know I could reach and ran from the pitch pursued by a mad German Shepherd with a glint in its eye. The damn thing chased me for about 2 minutes,and we were getting closer to the brook, and I turned to see where the dog was. In turning, I completely forgot how close I was to the brook and next thing I knew I was upto my neck in ice cold brook water, with this bloody alsatian stood on the bank, head cocked on one side as if to say "what are you doing in there??". And to add insult to injury, the dogs owner, who had been in hot pursit, got to the bank about 30 seconds after the dog and I, and said "I wouldn't worry, he doesn't bite, he just likes to play!!"

[Louis XIV]

babyshambles - Ligh - * - * - * - * -er Valley... best I've seen since Weight Watchers was posted as a single word!

[lahdeedah]

 Mine was when i was about 8 years old and i went to get my hair cut. My mum had took me to a really expensive hairdressers in the centre of town after much persuading. After getting my hair washed the hairdresser started to comb through my hair and then justs topped and went away for about 10 minutes. Not realising why i just sat there and continued reading my magazine, when my mum appeared looking a little emabaressed. Then said to me "the hairdresser's found some lice eggs in your hair and can't carry on with the haircut because of health and safety" I was so embaressed and had to walk out of there with a big bouffon on top of my head! i wcried the whole way home!

[Trillipse]

Grosvener House Hotel in London, Hunt Conservancy Ball, there as a guest of Lord and Lady D.......... - (I was Lady D.........'s sister's boyfriend). Hired tuxedo, too tight. We had keys to the D..........'s suit upstairs - that's where we'd changed into our eveningwear. Having dodgy guts (colitis) anyway, the tux and the rich food & champagne was the final straw. excusing myself from esteemed company halfway through the night, knowing i needed at least a quarter hour "Armitage Shanks time", I rushed up to the room for a bit of privacy. Having left it to the last minute, I literally ran into the room and straight onto the toilet without a second to spare before a voluminous, vociferous outpouring accompanied by very vocal moans of relief. having recomposed a little, I looked up to see shoes and clothing strewn by the bed - lord and lady d had obviously had cause to address marital needs and slipped out of the ball before me! leaving the room as quietly as possible, with only a brief, mortified glance at the occupied bed on the way out, i studiously avoided them for the rest of the evening and needless to say it wasn't long before my aristocratic circles narrowed considerably.