jokes

[indian]

funniest joke?

[FastBarry]

Just heard this one. It's true.

A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used to make a logical sentence. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ:  96FM here, hello caller, whats your name.

Caller: Hi, me names Dave.

DJ: Dave, whats your word.

Caller: Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'.

DJ: ....You are correct Dave, goan is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense.

Caller: Goan f*** yourself.

The DJ cuts the caller short and takes other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: 96FM, hello caller whats your name.

Caller: Hi, me names Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, whats your word

Caller: Smee...... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced smee.

DJ: you are correct Jeff, smee is not in the dictionary.Now for a trip to Bali, what is your sentence.

Caller: Smee again ! goan f*** yourself.

[stevie21]

2 ducks get married and go on their honeymoon. They're just about to get into bed when they realise they've no condoms.
Given that they're in the honeymoon suite, they decide to call room service rather than go out themselves.

A porter arrives soon after with a posh silver tray with lots of condoms - Mr Duck takes a bundle of them and starts patting his pockets trying to find some cash to give the guy a tip.

Seeing that he can't find any money the porter says "Sir, would you like to put that on your bill?"

"What? Do you think I'm some kind of pervert or something!?"