When I was...................

[MWB]

in London, I went to buy some chocolates. The cashier said, "That will be ten pounds." I said, "Rub it in why don't you?"

[no-knowledge]

are you here all week?

[sleepy1j]

i hope so lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol. I remember buying a particular Easter egg last year. Chose a nice looking but small egg for �7. 99p. When I got to the checkout, the assistant said how much it was. "Bit cheap, isn't it?" i said a bit sarcastically.
"Ok then, " she said. "I can round it upo to �8 if you want!"

[MWB]

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.

[sleepy1j]

oh yeah i get it now

[brionon]

MWB
Mon 23/02/09
21:38 Question Author

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.

Funnier than the original. Thanks.

[lindylou16]

Nice one Far too clever for me tho.

[carlton23]

MWB. And I thought I was gettin fat. Thanks, I`ll tell the missus.