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i just made it up.
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. one is crying. the other asks what's wrong. the crying drunk says, "i've puked all over myself again and my wife's gonna kill me. what do i do pal?"
The one drunk offers this advice: "explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. put �10 in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten pounds to have your clothes cleaned."
"Sound like a great idea," says the crying drunk.
When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is.
The drunk starts spinning the lie and says, "look for you, there's �10 in my pocket."
His wife looks in the pocket and finds �20. "wait a minute, i
thought you said the guy gave you �10 for puking on you," says the wife.
"He did," say the drunk, "but he s*** in my pants too!"
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. one is crying. the other asks what's wrong. the crying drunk says, "i've puked all over myself again and my wife's gonna kill me. what do i do pal?"
The one drunk offers this advice: "explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. put �10 in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten pounds to have your clothes cleaned."
"Sound like a great idea," says the crying drunk.
When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is.
The drunk starts spinning the lie and says, "look for you, there's �10 in my pocket."
His wife looks in the pocket and finds �20. "wait a minute, i
thought you said the guy gave you �10 for puking on you," says the wife.
"He did," say the drunk, "but he s*** in my pants too!"
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