some men

[tonyav]

are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile rings and one man answers it. '' Hello ? he says. '' Darling, are you at yhe club ?''
'' Yes,'' the bloke replies. The woman says, '' i've seen a leather coat. I'ts only �1,000. Can i buy it ?'' The man says '' Sure.'' '' Thanks,'' says the woman. '' I also saw a soft top merc for �60,000. '' He says, '' Just buy it. '' She replies, '' Oh, that house i like is on sale at �950,000.'' '' Make an offer, '' he says. '' Wow !'' she says, and hangs up. The bloke turns to the others and says,
'' Anyone know whose phone this is ?''

[TheMime]

lol! I like it!

[marval]

Oops, good one.