when you have sex

[sweet~teen]

is your sex like in the movies where the couple are kissing and slowly and senuosly remove each others clothes,or is it more like you both take your own clothes off and get on with it in a very unsexy manner?

[bigmamma]

Ahem.....I wish to take the 5th Amendment

[Richkent]

My sex life is just like that film.....whats it called?.....Oh yeah thats it, pretty woman! I think thats the worst bit about sex, paying for it at the end! �50 for two minutes....Thats �1500 an hour, thats more than Gordon Brown gets paid. But fear not because all sex stops soon as the footy season starts! Yippee...Hard to belive im singe, i know LOL

[Champagne]

Mmmm... Belgian chocolate....

I wouldn't mind if I was getting chocolate instead of sex, but I ain't! I AIN'T GETTING EITHER!

My sex life is diabolical. They should make a film about that. It'd be pretty dull to say the least.

[Richkent]

I know that feeling champagne...I not had any chocolate in a long time! And sex has probably changed since last time i had it! lol

[Champagne]

I think everybody uses the orgasmatron these days. No more of that horrible exchanging of body fluids. It's all clinically monitored. Oh, and you have to apply to have sex. There's a 6 month waiting list at present.

[Goodsoulette]

lol is there an answerbank romance blossoming here? I suggest feather dusters for the cobwebs first.

[Richkent]

I heard that everyone is into cyber sex these days, i tried it once but got my bits caught in the cd-rom tray! A 6 month waiting list you say, thats a long time for me to wait just for someone to tell me they have got a headache!

[Champagne]

And I have the memory of a sieve! 6 months would come around and i'd miss the opportunity.

What were we talking about again? Oh yes, Belgian waffles...

[jno]

I haven't seen your biopic, Champagne, but here's a still from it

http://www.snifflegear.com/Photos/Iraqi%20Dese rt%202.jpg

[RebeccaSJ]

It varies. Sometimes we take off each other's clothes. I've stripped for him, he's stripped for me. We've played stripping games. We've taken our own clothes off. I've even stripped naked and then called my bf to come over. It varies with the mood we're in on a given night.