Bat Alert !

NoMercy | 14:24 Wed 21st Apr 2010 | Animals & Nature

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I've got a bat on the wall down by the washing line.... He's very near ground level and I'd really like him to move from there. Should I poke him with a broomstick and get him to fly away? Will he bite me or my dog?

Help. :-(

Peri's got a gorgeous pussy........................................
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yogi-bear

I'm with crafty on this one, NoM......it's sh1 t you up for good part of the day, so now it's....payback time!

NoMercy

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Should I get him stuffed and mounted on the wall?

caslass

Are you going to have a funeral for him? Oh and when's the wake?

NoMercy

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I haven't spoken to the undertaker yet.

wolf63

Feed it to the dog - plenty of protein. My last cat used to sit and crunch spiders.

NoMercy

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Alfie has a slightly more discerning palate than that. Do you think if I filleted the bat and grilled it with some herbs, etc... Would Tony necessarily notice that he's eating something he's never eaten before?