I've got a bat on the wall down by the washing line.... He's very near ground level and I'd really like him to move from there. Should I poke him with a broomstick and get him to fly away? Will he bite me or my dog?
Alfie has a slightly more discerning palate than that. Do you think if I filleted the bat and grilled it with some herbs, etc... Would Tony necessarily notice that he's eating something he's never eaten before?