Dear Lord

[Androcles]

Dear Lord,

I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favourite musician, Michael Jackson, and my favourite commentator , Billy McLaren.

I just wanted to let you know that my favourite prime minister is Gordon Brown

Amen

[Panic Button]

All the others have died.

I hope you are not wishing that on him.

Mere promotion to the House of Lords would just about do for me.