is this the right place to post this?

[lindylou16]

i cheated the railway company the other day. I bought a return ticket and didn't go back.

[puternut]

SO their figures for travel will be all wrong!!!

'We took 526 people there and only 525 went back. Should we call missing persons'

[dzug2]

You didn't cheat them - you cheated yourself out of the difference in fare.

[another-view]

I think that's the joke, numbnuts.

[society]

What if it's not the right place to post 'this'... will you remove it?

[grasscarp]

Reminds me of my grandfather. He used to ask for a return to Holborn, when he was buying it at Holborn. Quite logical dont you think?

[lindylou16]

Great I would have loved to see the face of the ticketseller,they are usually a bunch of grumpies.

[spudqueen]

A true story - a couple of years ago my husbands friend who lives in London wanted to come up to the North West for a few days to visit us. The return tickets from London to our nearest station were very expensive and we ended up booking him return tickets from London to a station about 30 or 40 miles further north than us as it was much cheaper. He just hopped off at our station and we dropped him back off there a few days later!