I'm feeling a bit miffed

[Andy008]

Can someone say something to cheer me up?

Thankyou.

[snoteater]

sod off knobby.

[GarryD39b]

After months of plucking up courag,Tony decides to make a parachute jump.But after leaping out of the plane he pulls the ripcord and nothing happens.Alarmed he pulls his reserve chute cord and again nothing happens.As he's plummeting towards earth and certain death he spots another man shooting upwards at rapid speed.

"do you know anything about parachutes?"cries Tony as the man passes him.

"No",comes the reply."Do you know anything about gas cookers?"

[blanx]

To Woodsz, now you've put it like that... I'm jealous... especially of the worldwide urinal..... :-)