Why don't you?

[Jemisa]

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A LOCAL FOOTBALL MATCH


THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.

BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,
THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET
ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST BLOKE SAID,
"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO SCOTLAND . THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THEN THE SECOND BLOKE SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO WALES . THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD BLOKE SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO CORNWALL . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,

"WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO TO HELL.. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

[ll_billym]

BY FAR THE BEST CAPITAL LETTER NUN JOKE I'VE HEARD THIS MINUTE.

[marval]

lol V.good

[Marijn]

Billym's comment made me laugh out loud ;-)