Irish Shopping.

[DTCwordfan]

Paddy goes out with Mick to the New Year sales - he's looking for new wellies.

He's in this shop and he turns to Mick, "Theese green wellies, Mick, they have a letter in each boot, L in one and R in the other. Do you beknow what that means?"

"Aint got a clue, Paddy."

So Paddy turns to the shop assistant and asks him.

"That be, Sirr, R for the right boot and L for the left boot."

Mick, "Remarrrkkable, t'ey t'ink of everyt'ing these days."

Paddy, "Aaah now I know what C & A means in mee woife's panties....."

[Count-A-Strong]

DT, that's as old as Bruce forsythe

[DTCwordfan]

I know - its just as it came up at lunch today.........

[missprim]

Always thought C & A stood for coats and ats, well that's what my Mummy told me.