Something to ponder on...

[janzman]

...food items which are supposed to be soft and moist, such as bread and cake go hard and crunchy when stale. Food items which are supposed to be hard and crunchy, such as biscuits and pastry go soft and moist when stale.mmmm

[mike11111]

You have just brought tears to my eyes!

[boxtops]

If you put a mango in your suitcase and don't unpack it for three weeks, it's a very nasty experience when you eventually find it and put your finger through it....

[janzman]

Unless its a Crunchie bar and we all know the way to eat one of them...

[dr b]

The complete list of things to ponder...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xrnIXQ3iQ

[boxtops]

Sherrard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuwlXxff8SU

[Barmaid]

Lol Boxtops - why on EARTH would you put a mango in your suitcase? Surely that takes up precious "duty free" room?!!!!!!!

[sherrardk]

Thanks Boxtops - my memory must be better than I thought (or maybe just my memory of certain events?).

[janzman]

Romantically weren't Turkish Delight, Milk Tray, After Eight Mints or Cadbury Flake more thought provoking.....

[Buenchico]

I leave my PC for a short while and come back to find some very strange posts!

MIke:
I can only assume that you want to know whether your willy should be subject to VAT or not! (If you believe all of those spam emails which you probably receive, 20% can be added to it very easily!)

Janzman:
Is this what you'd got in mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcbhHOZZXnI

[sherrardk]

Hi Janzman - he bought it from the garage next to the pub we had been at (don't think there was much choice), and don't forget we were impoverished students at the time.

[janzman]

Thats really nice Sherrardk nice story and youve still got the Crunchie ,boy you must love your man.:-)

[sherrardk]

Nah, just too lazy to chuck stuff out (but it has survived 8 house moves).

[janzman]

HeHeHe I can just about spot that upper lip quivering lol

[mike11111]

Adding 20% to my willy would only be depriving the less fortunate!