Catholic heart attack!

[Jemisa]

It seems my jokes haven't been up to scratch of late, (even Ed commented) I hope I redeem myself with this one.....

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass
surgery.. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun..'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God..'

The patient replied, 'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

[merciasounds]

Thumbs up from me, Jem, made me giggle

[WuTang]

:~)

[AB Editor]

Why is this offensive to Catholics exactly?

[AB Editor]

Not sure where I said you couldn't have an opinion? No need to be grumpy.

I'm glad all the Catholics I know aren't as sensitive as you think they are!

[albaqwerty]

ho-hum it made me smile.

Thought it was quite clever.

[merciasounds]

For goodness sake! I told this joke (and a few naughty ones) to the sisters at the nursing home where Leah (the lady whom I had the dog off) is, and they loved it! Nuns are people and they do have senses of humour

[Bobbisox]

Jem...
brilliant, keep em coming girl :-)

[AB Editor]

I was asking you about your opinion, yes... It is kind of what happens here!

I didn't say you were rude either!

[albaqwerty]

the world wide web has nothing to answer for. A joke is a joke, if you find it funny say so, if you find it offensive on here, then either say so or report it. simples :)