Favourite Joke.

[Jemisa]

Has anyone got a favourits joke? how about sharing it.?
Barer in mind the ED has his big black marker at the ready

Jem

[classylady60]

A dopey Eskimo decided he would go fishing. Went out onto the ice, cut a circle in it and set his fishing rod up in the hole whilst he settled down to wait for a bite. Suddenly he heard a voice..."there are no fish in there..." he looked around saw no one so just carried on...again the voice came..."I said...there are no fish in there...". Looking up he said, "Is that you Lord saying there are no fish in there?". Back came the reply..."No, it's the bluddy ice rink Manager".