Transvestites

[theren_911]

Erm,

Where do Cross-Dressers put their "crown jewels" when they have a thong on?

We can't decide in the office ;)

[littlemissx]

we wondered this once before when something about miriam was on.... never got an answer so this could be interesting

[andy hughes]

It's easy - simply push the penis and testicles backwards between the legs, and pull the thong on. Once in place, the thong will keep the 'tackle' out of sight between the legs.

If you want to see a demonsteation - watch 'Silence Of The Lambs' where Jame Gumb is making up, and preening in front of his mirror.

And beforeyou ask - yes, I do keep some dogy company!

[Quizmonkey]

The true professionals can actually pop the jewels (the orbs as opposed to the sceptre!) back up into their body - much as sumo wrestlers do.

[january_bug]

Ditto what andy says, although I wouldn't suggest that transvestites are "dodgy company", or dogy, or doggy for that matter! (Well, ok maybe the last one........ JOKING!!!!)

Of course the more interesting question theren_911 is, how many of you in the office (of the men amongst you) will go home tonight and try that tucking thing out!! :-p

[LPG]

please correct the typos in your question. shouldn't it be 'we can't decide on the orifice'?

[january_bug]

Well, given the limited choices of orifices at that end of the body, I'd have thought a better correction might be,

"We can't decide! In the orifice!?!"

:-p

[kempie]

True, true professionals should invert their penis also, in the style of males of the Kombai tribe (of Irian Jaya) before they go hunting.

http://www.tom-gibson.com/travels/irian/kombai.php

[kempie]

BTW I haven't provided a link to show the procedure because I am that squeamish!