Breaking News!!!

[Jemisa]

To save the economy, on NOVEMBER 18, 2011



The PM will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal’s) in order to lower Social Security and National Health costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and most will not remember how to get back home!

I started crying when I thought of some you.



RUN, YOU OLD BUGGERS, RUN!!
Well..... I'm not going alone!

[VHG]

Well there is certainly something to be said for encouraging old people to go and live in Spain in the winter.

Probably cheaper than them living here with heating costs.

[rowanwitch]

Send all the poor old people to Menorca... that would be nice for them open a few nice fish and chip shops and 'english sports bars' darts and bingo nights....lovely

[maggiebee]

As someone of senior years I must admit I dread the winter bills. However, love to see my grandchildren at our large family get-togethers at Christmas/New Year so wouldn't consider going abroad. Maybe come January??

[Euphemia]

I would be delighted to spend winter in the sun.

[vulcan]

Did it say we're going to somewhere warm ? Knowing this government we will end up in Iceland with three months supply of long johns. [Are LJ's still being made] ?

[tamborine]

got no wheels on my zimmer

[tara20]

I deported myself years ago

[heathfield]

My avatar shows you where I'd rather be this winter! ;-)

[craft1948]

Can I go to where they're filming Benidorm...........(I'm NOT the one in the wheelchair)