Diary of a Boring Fa*t

[maggiebee]

29th November. Blowing a gale so have been out to collect various items blown across the garden. Porridge made with porridge oats, salt and water was a success today. Made in microwave but stirred half way through with my spurtle. Pot of soup simmering away nicely. On call at Samaritans so need to stay close to a phone until 6.30 pm. Listening to Ken Bruce (sad I know). Pub quiz tonight with the opportunity of getting through to the grand final on 12th December. Can't bear all this excitement, will have to go for a wee lie down now!

[mccfluff]

got up came to work

so far i've eaten a bowl of fruit half an egg sandwich and a slice of choc cake

[firewatch]

got up done battle with toddler in a very bad mood (wont give her her dummy) had breakfast spoken to social services about to go into the garden but seriously dont want to go!!!

[mccfluff]

social services are about to go in the garden?

[carrust]

Got up, made porridge on stove stirring with plastic spatula, added honey & stewed apple. Checked rat trap near compost bin-empty again:-( Shuffled papers & tried to compose e-mail to customer who cancelled at last minute. It's nearly orgasmic in S Yorks....

[carrust]

Just to add the spatula was stiff plastic not flexible.......

[firewatch]

lol mcluff, sorry i missed a comma spoken to social services, and about to go in the garden. Well short planks on not strangling your mil, i have been so tempted a lot of times!

[carrust]

Like it with stewed rhubarb as well, shortplanks.

[maggiebee]

Grated eating apple is also great as a porridge topping.

[mccfluff]

*STOP THE PRESS*

i need a wee

[Booldawg]

you all need xbox in your life.

[EcclesCake]

Slept in. Had a cup of tea. Perused AB. Had a shower. Perused AB. Thought about getting hoover out. Perused AB. Went to supermarket. Wrapped a birthday present. Perused AB. Thought about getting hoover out. Put a load of washing on. Perusing AB. Thinking about getting Hoover out.

[albaqwerty]

oooh Eccles, you're my kinda person :)

Blowing a gale, tiddled down big style, made son a cup of tea. gave son another call, his lift arrived, he drank half his cup of tea. Went food shopping, watched OH play online poker, watched tv, went back on to AB.

[carrust]

I've just leant back on my chair!!!!!

[EcclesCake]

Alba ;-)

Hoover is now out. Thinking about plugging it in and pushing it around a bit. Perusing AB.