Feeling like a Woman.

[Jemisa]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

(An oldie but a goodie)


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[Khandro]

Hee-hee! you say it's an oldie, but one I have somehow missed before.

[missprim]

Lol jem haven't heard this before.

[weecalf]

He was a bit of a smooth talker